Maya is a teen girl from Phoenix, Arizona. She loves The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror episodes, steamed hams, and her ultimate celebrity crush, Sideshow Cecil. Her third favorite episode is Marge vs. the Monorail so please, realize you're dealing with some high taste over here.
Every week Maya watches one Simpsons episode in order — from the very beginning — and writes an honest review. No nostalgia goggles. No skip button. Just a fresh set of eyes on one of TV's longest-running shows.
Kwik-E-Watch is updated every week. Ratings are in Squishees. Four is the maximum. She's never given a zero but she's not ruling it out.